Filthy Casual for Life

Do you remember your dreams? Every once in awhile, I guess I don’t go fully into REM sleep and I remember every last detail of my dream. This one was so weird that I had to share so you can laugh at the ridiculousness of it.

It starts off with me meeting a genie. Except, he didn’t look like the typical genie. He looked like a very, very handsome anime demon.

He gave me three wishes. Did I wish for money? No. Did I wish for world peace? Again, no. Did I wish for anything that benefitted mankind. Again, no.

Best friends with every member of BTS. That’s right. My first wish was to be best friends with every member of BTS. All of a sudden, all of their phone numbers appeared in my phone. All around me were gifts that they gifted me over the years. I suddenly had a whole room in my house dedicated to our friendship. Weird, no?

Speak, read, and write every Asian language. Makes sense if you think about it. There would be no way to be friends with BTS if I couldn’t speak Korean.

My family was healthy with healthy bodies that didn’t require upkeep. I hate exercise. It doesn’t surprise me that I wished health for my family.

After my three wishes, the genie disappeared. My phone immediately rang, and it was Suga. He asked if I received his latest present. He sent me two Louis Vuitton overnight bags. He said to pack them up and a car will pick us up. So, my husband and I did what we were told. He flew us to Los Angeles for a concert.

We return from the concert, and I learn that we don’t work anymore. BTS pays for our living expenses. WHAT?!

The next phone call was from Jimin. He just wanted to hang out, but we had to fly to New York. We met him at a hotel and we just talked about life, etc.

Got home and got a call from RM. He wanted me to listen to his newest track.

After that, I got a call from Jin. He wanted me to hop online and play a game with him.

Then, I woke up. I remembered every detail of the dream. It was, by far, one of the weirdest dreams I ever had.