Thanksgiving. It could go either way. You either have a great family that gets along, or you have a dysfunctional family that always has a story to tell. Unfortunately, the following list of characters would probably be the latter.

Inosuke – Demon Slayer

Let’s be frank. Inosuke is absolutely feral. He knows very little about manners, tradition, and restraint. He would treat the holiday like a competition. He wouldn’t understand the concept of being thankful for anything. Football? He would completely decimate the friendly family competition. He would be a ravenous beast eating everything in sight. He wouldn’t hold back the insults if he came across something he didn’t like. He would be an absolute handful.

Goblin Slayer – Goblin Slayer

Besides not taking off his armor, all he would talk about is slaying goblins. That’s it. That’s the extent of his conversation-making skills. He would treat the holiday as a tactical mission. Football? Tactical. Carving the turkey? Tactical.

Noel Stollen – The Most Notorious Talker

Noel Stollen – Master manipulator. He could talk his way out of a wet paper bag. He would turn every family member against each other in a heartbeat. He’s cunning and intelligent. He’s also a master strategist. He would crush the family football game. You would have to be very careful around Noel. He’s super dangerous.